Dagens kontor-quote
“Loading Chuck Norris protocol...
Prank-knap. Den simulerer kun panik på skærmen. Den ændrer ingen filer.
Forbidden panel touched.
Demo device 192.168.0.77 has been reported to the Chuck Norris Squad.
Remain calm. Running is not recommended.
A fatal Chuck Norris exception has occurred at 0x000000CN.
Emergency demo cleanup protocol has started.
Removing weak files, suspicious excuses, and unauthorized confidence.